Let's Elect the Next Hitler

by Big Stall

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This super Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday
The primary votes are in:
In a distant seventeenth place, candidate RON PAUL.
In seventh place, representing the Big Stall Piss Party, Adolf Hitler.
And the man who will oppose our sitting president, Adolf Hitler
The runaway leader with fifty-three percent of the vote, the democratically elected:
ADOLF HITLER!

It's time to cast mein vote
I kampf go wrong
I feel like everything's gonna be alright
Like everything's gonna be all reich

As I enter the voting chamber
I know a vote will set me free

Let's elect the next Hitler
Let's elect the next Hitler!

Four long years have passed
This is going to be a gas!
I can Nazi a problem with our candidates
for President of the United States!

I can't Treblinka, I'll miss all the fun
The results have come in...
Hitler has won??? Oh, no!!!

Let's elect the next Hitler
Let's elect the next Hitler!

Mission accomplished, four years gone by
I promise I won't tell a big lie (BIRTH CERTIFICATE)
You had hope, but don't bank on change (YOU'RE ALL DOPES)
I work for the New York Stock Exchange! (NOT FUNNY)

Ich bin ein Berliner
We've grown apart but I'll tear down the wall
Ich bin ein Kopechne killer
Hey at least I'm not
RON PAUL!

Let's elect the next Hitler
Let's elect the next Hitler
Let's elect the next Hitler!

Let's elect the next Hitler...

Is Hitler that bad?
He won the majority
We should just trust the authorities
He'll round up our issues
And concentrate on our solutions
He's got to be against pollutions
You know, they do all sound the same...

Wilson: Hitler!
FDR: Hitler!
Truman: Hitler!
Kennedy: Hitler!
Nixon: Hitler!
Bush: Hitler!
Clinton: Hitler!
W: Hitler!
Obama: Hitler!
Obama: Hitler!
Hitler: Hitler!
RON PAUL!

(Hahaha... nobody votes for RON PAUL!)

Let's elect the next Hitler
Let's elect the next Hitler
Let's elect the next Hitler!

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released November 7, 2016

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