(We Are All) Retards Chained to a Water Heater

by Big Stall

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Released with as much sensitivity as Stevie Wonder's eyes towards light, we at Big Stall should be ashamed to present our anthem: "(We Are All) Retards Chained to a Water Heater."

Sick of the way the government treats its citizens, we hope that this song will help propel the country from the filthy basement of welfare, financial scams, and regulations into a world of liberty where we are all free to finger paint.

Our single comes with an original art piece that has darkened the heart of its artist Ryan Mervine just a shade more. Break the chains of boredom and listen, you freetards!

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"Ask not what you fucking retards can do for yourselves... ask what you can do for me! Which is to give me your goddamn money!"

One chain binds us all
One chain takes our freedom
One chain takes us all in its thrall
And chains us to the water heater like scum

The government disables us all
And leaves us in the dark all day
They give us no say
And make us poop in a bucket and feed us crumbs

We are all retards chained to a water heater
And the government is our captor
We only elect really bad people as our leaders
And our rights they ignore

Our country is ruled by darkness
Most of them are in Congress
Our public education system
Has made us mentally challenged

They say we can't make our own decisions
We're just idiots and they're the experts
But we have a wonderous vision:
End their reign, and our wills we will assert

We are all retards chained to a water heater
And the government is our captor
We only will make ourselves freetards
If we start our mongoloid war

Lets use our retard strength
And break the chains on our lives
Measure out these chains to a good length
And string up the representatives

We are all retards chained to a water heater
And the government is our captor
We only elect really bad people as our leaders
And our might they can't ignore

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released October 31, 2011
Written and performed by Big Stall. Original artwork by Ryan Mervine.

Freesound.org sound samples courtesy of BENNYCHICO11, ERDIE, KANTOUTH, TICTACSHUTUP.

Copyright (C)(P) 2011 Big Stall. All Rights Reserved.

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